The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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