I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Two words: nipple clamps
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