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I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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