I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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