I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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