did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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