he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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