So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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