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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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