Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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