We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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