i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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