shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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