I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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