Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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