I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
