I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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