New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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