My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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