Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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