The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Your cock deserves a montage
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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