Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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