he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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