Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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