I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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