Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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