Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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