K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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