wakey wakey hands off snakey
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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