I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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