it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You know, be my cock's hype man.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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