My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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