I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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