Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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