I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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