i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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