She is in my trunk
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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