Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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