Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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