I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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