sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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