My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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