I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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