I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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