I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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