I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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