I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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