I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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