i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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