this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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